A book signing celebrating the release of
MY DEAD BODY
SUNDAY the 18th
4679 Hollywood Blvd 90027
Is it that time of year again?
Yes, yes my dears, it is that time of year again.
Fall comes, and brings with it my inevitable promotion of a new book.
But I have good news!
I have chosen this moment, when vampires are the glowing white hop tip of the pop-culture spear, to end the Joe Pitt casebooks! Hurrah! My publisher loves me! And you should too.
Because once the Joe Pitt series is put to rest, you shouldn't have to deal with the awkward moments you encounter when deciding whether to decline one or both of the book release parties on my annual calendar!
Starting in 2010, it's a one book a year program. Only one party you have to make an excuse not to attend. I can't do any better than that.
So here it is, start getting those sick aunts and 24 hour cases of stomach flu revved up, the last Joe Pitt book party!
Ever wanted to stick a stake in a vampires heart? Now you can!
(Yes, Chicago @ ?
Do you really give a fuck? I don't.) Football, I know. But seriously,
(Hey, that's not Secret Headquarters, what the fuck? No, it's not Secret Headquarters, it's the new record store that Dave and David opened down the street a ways. And before you start, yes they do know opening a record store is kind of insane, but they did it anyway, and no one is asking you to like it or anything, man, you don't even have to come if you don't want to, just they like music and records and wanted to open the damn store. So fuck you anyway,
Mr. MP fucking 3.)
LA, CA 90027
What Will Happen:
I'll read very fucking briefly from MY DEAD BODY, the last Joe Pitt book. You will drink beer and whiskey (or not, that's up to you.) I will challenge you with trivia, and reward you with prizes.
And After: Anyone who wants to can join us as we find our way to the Good Luck Bar. (And yes, I know it can be douchey in there, but at 8ish on a Sunday I don't expect to have to deal with a tragic amount of douche, so get over it and have a fucking drink for fuck sake.)
1514 Hillhurst Ave.
Hollywood, Ca 90027
Good Luck Bar
Did I forget to invite someone you know?
So you invite them.
No motherfuckers, please.
With great affection and respect,
There you have it.
Please join Mr. Huston for some this and some that:
Vacation (NOT SHQ)